Vidya Balan elder sister Priya

Vidya Balan was born in Ottapalam, Palakkad District, Kerala, to P. R. Balan (Vice President of ETC Channel) and a housewife mother in an Tamil speaking Iyer family.She has an elder sister, Priya.

She did her schooling at St. Anthony Girls' High School, Chembur, Mumbai, and later attended St. Xavier's College where she majored in Anthropology. She went on to study MA at the University of Mumbai, when she got her first film offer.

South Indian actress Priyamani is cousin sister of Bollywood actress Vidya balan

Meet Ranbir Kapoor's cute sister Riddhima

Lara Dutta with her sister Cheryl

Celina jaitley Brother

Actor Vivek Oberoi alongwith sister

Zayed khan with his sister Farah

Abhishek bachan with sister shweta

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's photo with ex boy friend rajeev mulchandani

First photo is of her with her then boyfriend Rajeev Mulchandani. Rajeev first dated Manisha Koirala and later on dated Aishwarya Rai. The 2 ladies had a couple of catfights over this in tabloids

This one is with Amrita Arora i guess!

Bollywood actresses showing middle fingers

 What do you think of this picture?.

Ahem! Chunkey Pandey, Malaika Arora, Amrita arora, Sajid Khan, Vikram phadnis at a games night.

 Aishwarya Rai shows her middle finger along with her famous father-in-law. Looks like they are doing this gesture to the media.ha ha ha ha

No One Killed Jessica: Rani's Middle Finger Act Invites Censor's Wrath

Bollywood actress are showing their middle fingers, to their co-stars, to guests, to the media and to the camera.

Kareena & Karisma's Never Before Seen Childhood Pics

 Hey guys, here are some of the few pics of Bebo & Lolo in their childhood days, which you may not have seen before so I thought I'd share them with you. Mostly with Family & some individual ones of Kareena. After going through millions of pages to see whether they had not been posted already, I came across these so please do comment :>

Meenakshi sheshadri with hubby & kids at her home in USA

Salman Khan's family old pics

Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings, Funniest Quotes IV-M

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx


I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx


I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
Woody Allen


Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
David Brent


Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain


Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
Homer Simpson


Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen


Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer Simpson


Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Mae West


Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce


Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen


Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
Author Unknown


Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Rita Rudner


Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Homer Simpson


Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West


Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw


Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Mae West


Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Rita Rudner


Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Rita Rudner


Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Rita Rudner


Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner


Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.
Mae West


Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx


Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan


Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen


More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen


Most of the time I don't have any fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen


Mr. Right is coming. But he's in Africa and he's walking.
Oprah Winfrey


My ex-husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.
Woody Allen


My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan


My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
On US soldiers attacking Baghdad.


My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes.
Ronald Reagan
US president during radio microphone test.


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Ed Furgol


My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx


My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the president of Iraq, and I want to negotiate.
Saddam Hussein
To US troops who captured him in a hole in the ground near Tikrit.


My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen


My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
Woody Allen


My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
Winston Churchill


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech - every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings, Funniest Quotes IF-IT

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen


If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
John Wayne


If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
David Brent


If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
David Brent


If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen


I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen


I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns


I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns


I'm not a fighter, I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen


I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Homer Simpson


I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Woody Allen


I'm tired, send one of them home.
Mae West
When told there were 10 men waiting to meet her in her dressing-room.


In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
George Best


In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen


In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen


In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde


Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers


Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own.
Woody Allen


Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen


Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen


Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Mae West


Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan


It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Jerome K. Jerome


It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Woody Allen


It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
George Bernard Shaw


It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar Wilde


It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one's enemies. It is the successes of one's friends that are hard to bear.
Oscar Wilde


It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns


It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers


It's better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West


It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
Mae West


It's not the people who are in prison worry me. It's the people who aren't.
Arthur Gore


It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain


It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marilyn Monroe
On posing nude for a calendar photograph.


It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
Mae West


It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns


It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
Lisa Simpson


It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen


It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
David Brent


It's worse than dog eats dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
Woody Allen

Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings, Funniest Quotes I-F

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain


I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Oscar Wilde


I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill


I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan


I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.
Clement Atlee


I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West


I like children - fried.
W.C. Fields


I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner


I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you.
Groucho Marx


I love mankind. It's people I can't stand.
Charles Monroe Schultz


I never drink water, fish fuck in it.
W.C. Fields


I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx


I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae West


I never met a kid I liked.
W.C. Fields


I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.
Oscar Wilde


I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt


I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
Mark Twain


I recently turned sixty. Practically a third of my life is over.
Woody Allen


I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.
Woody Allen


I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
Woody Allen


I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
David Brent


I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen


I used to be Snow White…but I drifted.
Mae West


I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Homer Simpson


I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns


I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile, women shave on Saturday and most especially never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday.
Woody Allen


I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Allen


I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody Allen


I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns


If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
David Brent


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no sense being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields


If it sells, it's art.
Frank Lloyd


If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen


If only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once, anything, one sentence, two words. If He would just cough.
Woody Allen


If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Homer Simpson


If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
David Brent


If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
David Brent


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings, Funniest Quotes H-I

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That clearly points to a political career.
George Bernard Shaw


He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx


He who can does. He who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard Shaw


He who fights and runs away
May live to fight another day;
But he who is in battle slain
Can never rise and fight again.
Oliver Goldsmith


He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West


He who hesitates is last.
Mae West


Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
George Bernard Shaw


Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson


He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West


He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
Mae West


His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen


His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Mae West


Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
George Bernard Shaw


How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen


I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb


I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you.
Mae West


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen


I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields


I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward


I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers


I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
Woody Allen


I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen


I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me.
Duke of Wellington


I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope


I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
Mae West


I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Mae West


I don't think sex could ever be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex is not great; just that the World Cup is only every four years and sex is a lot more regular than that.
Ronaldo


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Woody Allen


I drink therefore I am.
W.C. Fields


I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra


I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Mae West


I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen


I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
Mae West


I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
Woody Allen


I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
Oscar Wilde


I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings, Funniest Quotes C-G

Chanel No. 5.
Marilyn Monroe
Asked what she wore in bed.


Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers.
Socrates


Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain


Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Will Rogers


Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan


Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
Brendan Behan


Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers


Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
George Burns


Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen


Don't have a cow, man.
Bart Simpson


Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Mae West


Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Groucho Marx


Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West


Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
Winston Churchill


Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Woody Allen


Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
Homer Simpson


Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer Simpson


Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick.
Samuel Beckett


Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey


Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield


Eat my shorts.
Bart Simpson


English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson


Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman


Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Woody Allen


Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers


Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw


Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
Charles D. Warner


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers


Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde


First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.
Denis Healey


Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
Oscar Wilde


For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Woody Allen


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy


From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx


Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
Mae West


Give me chastity and continence, but not yet!
Saint Augustine


Giving up smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.
Author Unknown
Often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain.


Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Mae West


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers


'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
Mae West