Saturday, December 22, 2012

Golden Kela Awards 2013 Nominations

The full nominations list for the Golden Kela Awards, which awards the 'worst' in Bollywood has been released:

Worst Actor (Male):

Ajay Devgn: Son Of Sardar and Bol Bachchan

Imran Khan: Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu

Sanjay Dutt: Agneepath


Akshay Kumar: Housefull 2, Rowdy Rathore, Joker and Khiladi 786

Siddharth Malhotra and Varun Dhawan: Student Of The Year

Worst Actor (Female):

Anushka Sharma: Jab Tak Hai Jaan

Sonakshi Sinha: For everything She Did

Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty: Cocktail

Farah Khan: Shirin Farhad Ki Nikal Padi

Alia Bhatt: Student Of The Year

Worst Film:

Housefull 2: For being way more full (of bad jokes, poor acting, horrible writing and cast members) than we could take.

Son Of Sardar: For being offensive...not just to the Sikh community, but to anyone with intelligence and a sense of humour.

Khiladi 786: For (among other reasons) being written by the 'multi-talented genius' known as Himesh Reshammiya.

Dabangg 2: For not being Dabangg.

Jab Tak Hai Jaan: For being so bad that we'd rather forget its existence than live on with the knowledge that this was the last film Yash Chopra made.

Joker: For being one of the worst films ever made...anywhere.

Most Irritating Song:

For playing incessantly on radio, on TV, in cars, bars and discos; getting stuck in our heads and refusing to leave.

Chinta ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)

Son of Sardar (Son of Sardar)

Anarkali Disco Chali (Housefull 2)

Disco Deewane (Student Of The Year)

Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)

Most Atrocious Lyrics:

Anvita Dutt: Ishq wala Love (Student of the Year)

Amitabh Bhattacharya: Halkat Jawani (Heroine)

Shabbir Ahmed: Bipasha Bipasha ( Jodi Breakers)

Shabbir Ahmed: Po Po (Son Of Sardar)

Sameer Anjaan: Chinta Ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)

Himesh Reshammiya: Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)

'Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke' Award:

Homi Adjania: For following up Being Cyrus with Cocktail. We had expectations from you, Homi.

Sanjay Khandvi: For taking his own awesome Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local, setting it in Delhi and making Kismat Love Paisa Dilli... and doing a horrible job of it.

Ali Azmat: For sounding like a parody of his former self in the song Maula from Jism 2.
Indian Moviegoers: For spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we'll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2).


3 comments:

  1. What the heck? Where's Kareena? And where's Heroine? KKAK and Madhur were robbed of this prestigious honour, they fully deserved the Golden Kela. Also they should have created a special category for "Most Atrocious Use Of Collagen" just for Kat's lips!

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  2. Wosrt Actress: Kareena Kapoor - Agent Vinod
    Worst Actor: Varun-SOTY
    Worst movie: Herione
    Worst song:Pon Pon

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  3. Where's SONAM for players?????????????

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